Quintet list for January 18th

Five things you never want to hear the woman you’re cheating on your wife with to say:

1. Oh, by the way, your wife called today.


2. Hey, I’ve never noticed this rash before!


3. I really think we should get married.


4. We need to discuss where “this” is going.

And drumroll please…

5. What does it mean if the line turns blue?