Thursday, January 05, 2006

The Main Gist is I Want You to Buy This Movie


Buy Stewie Griffin: The untold story. Do it. Do it now, I’ll wait. It is hilarious. It’s been a long time since I’ve laughed that hard at a movie. I don’t like to shill stuff, but your life will be better if you buy this dvd. Your hair will grow back. You’ll lose that five extra pounds. Your wife’s butt will even get smaller. If you don’t buy this movie your mom and dad will quit loving you. If you don’t buy this movie your dog will die in an unfortunate ball licking accident. If you don’t buy this movie your wife will leave you…never mind I want you to buy the movie, not swear it off forever. Buy it. Peace.

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