Sing! Sing a Song!

If you’ve ever read my blog before, you’ve heard me talk about Louie. I wish I could put audio on my blog, because I would love for you to hear him sing. Louie sings ALL…DAY…LONG. And Louie’s not a good singer. Louie doesn’t even know the words half the time. Louie has to get right in your face, because for some reason he thinks you can’t hear him unless he does. And that voice! I can’t even describe it. It’s a cross between a cat getting its tail slammed in a car door and the sound a man makes when he zips himself up in his pants. Terrible. I change my mind, gentle readers, I’m glad I don’t have audio on this site, because I wouldn’t wish that on my worst enemy. Which gives me an idea, before McCain can get his anti-torture law passed, let’s use Louie. I give Saddam ten seconds.