Louie Watch

I’m going to start a new feature today. I’m going to call it Louie watch. Louie is a guy I work with that is so strung out on painkillers it isn’t even funny, however some of the stuff he says and does is very funny, so I’ll share them with you.
Today’s Louie watch: I called my wife today at break. I got our Callwave outgoing message so I knew she was on the Internet. Just to be stupid, I said, “Quit looking up porn and call me back,” and hung up. Louie says, (and keep in mind he’s serious) “Is she looking at naked men?”
I said, “No, she’s probably on her chat room. She goes to a Christian chat room and talks to people. The other day she talked to a missionary in Nigeria.”
Louie looked at me and says, “Wow, I bet he had a weird accent.”
Priceless.