How I'll Save the World

Don’t you hate when you’re surfin’ blogs and you come to one written in a foreign language? I don’t mind people blogging in their native tongue; I hate the fact that I sit there for five minutes staring at it thinking it will rearrange itself and I’ll understand it. I just stared at a blog written in ancient Sanskrit for all I know, hoping I would recognize one word. Just one! I could have been looking at a top secret Al-Qaida memo that, somehow, was accidentally posted as a blog telling the super top-secret whereabouts of Osama, and I blew it. I knew when I took ancient Sanskrit in school I should have paid more attention, but I sat there thinking to myself, “When will I ever use ancient Sanskrit in the real world?” Now I know. So I can read freakin’ blogs. So don’t despair gentle readers, I will dust up on my Sanskrit and the world will be safe again.