Damn, Dirty Canadians

I just read a blog called “America Sucks”. At first, it kind of pissed me off until I read their profiles and found out they were from Canada. You know something funny about Canadians? They envy us. They have to tear us down to feel good about themselves. Canada isn’t important and they hate that. Canadians have the equivalent of penis envy with Americans. So, I calmed down and thought it through. What else does someone in Canada have to do besides rag on America? They can’t go surfing. They can’t go to the beach. I’m pretty sure there isn’t any gambling in Canada, but I might be wrong. To be honest, the only thing I know about Canada is that they have Mounties and if it weren’t for Dudley Do-right I wouldn’t even know that. So go ahead Canadian American bashers. Bash us. Write evil things about us. Do whatever you have to do to feel good about yourselves, but don’t be upset if I don’t read your blog…I’ll be at the beach.