Computers, like Chess, Suck

I’m back. My computer went down the other day and I just got it back this afternoon. Let’s just start by saying I know diddly about computers. You should let me do brain surgery on you before you let me work on your computer. My wife got Microsoft Printshop 2006 for Christmas. I thought it would be simple to install, I mean, hey, I’ve done it two or three times before. I tried to install it. It said it was installed, but with errors. I tried to uninstall it, but it wouldn’t let me. I called my trusty computer tech, David, and he told me I should bring it in. David knows me all to well. I took it down to his shop and plopped it down on the counter. David and my conversation went something like this:
David: Hey, what’s up.
Me: Nothing much. This computer’s screwed up.
David: All right. I’ll take a look at it.
Me: What do you think it is?
David: Oh, it might be the sldkufo or maybe the a;lsdoiue. I’ll take it in the back and see. Oh, yeah, you’re a;lsdiufzal;ff might be bad too.
Me: How much is it going to cost?
David: Around twenty bucks.
Me: See you tomorrow.
So I picked it up and it works fine. Now I can blog like I’ve never blogged before.